Tuesday, May 29, 2012

$30 for $65 Worth of Baseball and Softball Equipment and Accessories at All Out Baseball

Much like the New Deal, free refills, and ownership of the moon, baseball helped make America the great nation it is today. Salute our national pastime with this Groupon.

$30 for $65 Worth of Baseball and Softball Equipment and Accessories

Players can peruse shelve stocked with Rawlings youth mitts ($29.99), Nike Diamond Elite batting gloves ($34.99), men's HeatGear long-sleeve Under Armour ($39.99), and Mizuno Vintage mid G5 cleats ($64.99).

All Out Baseball

From T-ballers to the big leagues, All Out Baseball has armed ballplayers with the necessary tools for diamond dominance since swinging open its doors in 1999. Inside two Bay-area locations, top brands including Rawlings, Wilson, and Nike anchor all-star lineups of gear dedicated solely to baseball and fast-pitch softball. Wooden and aluminum bats lie neatly across wall hooks, MLB apparel sways from team-organized racks, and, nestled within individual display cases, the latest gloves pine for approval, like puppies or adoptable umpires in a pet-shop window. As visitors scurry across each shop's grass-green floors, knowledgeable staff members stand by to toss advice and tips into the strike zones of open ears.

The Groupon Guide to: Imaginary Friends

Even the rare popular, well-adjusted person might lack a confidante to enable their own shameful, suppressed neuroses. Craft the perfect imaginary friend by choosing one of the fictitious figments from Column A and pairing it with one of the memorable monikers from Column B:

Column A:
? Alligator in a top hat
? A big mound of hair with dewy, paper-plate-size eyeballs
? Empowering female role model who's as quick with her wit as she is with her dagger
? Lively, animate teddy bear stuffed tightly with cash
? A clown, for any child who is still entertained by clowns

Column B:
? Mr. Huggencuddle
? Crunchy Clementine
? Sheriff Bubbles
? Bond? James Bond? New Stepdad, James Bond
? The Glumpster

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